Did you know that Father’s Day is next, yes, next weekend? That makes it a mere week from this Sunday. As my father would say, “Jeesh. How ’bout that?” I just made that startling and highly disturbing realization moments ago and already visions of ridiculously priced Hallmark cards are dancing in my head. Seems like it was just Mothers Day, and as a matter of fact it was only a few weeks ago. So, people, the next time you decide to restructure the calendar system, please try to leave a bigger gap between these two holidays to protect the forgetful and unprepared, including myself.