Well, Katy Perry, I have some news for you, girlfriend! You may have kissed a girl and liked it, but I have kissed a stingray. Yes, it’s true. And without further ado, here’s the digital proof!
However, I’m not sure that I could honestly say that I liked it, but it was quite a novel experience nonetheless. How about that? The stingray itself actually had the consistency of a portobello mushroom burger — squishy yet firm. Yick! However, I don’t know if the stingray was a girl — perhaps it was. Now that would have been a great two-fer. Then I could issue my own remix version, aptly named “I Kissed a Girl Stingray.” I’d be happy to share all my royalties with Katy. Halfsies perhaps? Ah, enough of that pipe dream! For the record I did pass on the “stingray hug” when the guide wraps the strange creature around your shoulders for another photo op. Wearing a living shawl that feels like cooked portobello (and has a stinger) was a little too creepy for me, even if it meant another cool photo.
Ah, this heavenly sandbar now seems like one big incredible daydream as well.
Bye-bye, Stingray City!
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